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Monday, January 2, 2017

American drivers 10 new year resolutions


American drivers 10 new year resolutions. I promise:

  1. To use the turn signal at least once a week
  2. To perform (on a red traffic light) a full stop when turning right at least once a week 
  3. To not run a red light for a full month. Let's be realistic may be just for a week 
  4. To not change lane on the highway more than 10 times within a mile  
  5. To not stop in the middle of the road and wait for a parking spot, blocking everybody 
  6. To not cheat at a four ways stop once a day 
  7. To improve my tailgating skills, so that I cannot read the plate of the car in front of me
  8. To stop bullying any vehicle smaller than a Hummer 
  9. To not hit more than one motorcyclist this year
  10. To not drive like I am in in England. Slow on the left lanes and fast on the right lanes.
And also:
  1. To really use those (expensive) things called side mirrors, that I am not sure what they are for. I need to read the car owner manual.
  2. To stop saying Italian or French drivers are maniac, because here is a mad house